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:: I could do this all day, but lets get some feedback on the first 7. If you want more, I will deliver:: 8 - No fish until a child can talk. The reason: because fish can't talk. Hmmm. So maybe we should keep the kids under water, too. Fish don't breath air either. 9 - No medicine. It's true. I know a boro park doctor who says that his hasidic patients often insist on "natural remedies" [and remember folks a sharp stick in the eye is also "natural."] 10 - Shyarayim. Yes, I am sure there is a whole section in the kabbalah about the value of eating left overs from someone else plate. All those lines in the actual Torah about being sanitary and avoiding illnees were clearly wrong. Ok, I really will stop now. Hope you post these, and if you want to combine the two into one, thats ok to do. LATER ABADIS!!!!