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I am an Abadi man That’s what I am, I chew that Wrigley And I bench quickly Oh that Onah bainonit? We got rid of it! Yeah just say whooya tooya! When ya hear our psak about a betula! Cuz I’m an Abadi man, That’s what I am Y’know that Kashrut is just a fraudulent scheme Perpetrated by those fat, black-hatted, Charaideem Yep, I’m expedient I just read that ingredient, I say, “Yo sure!” “That product be kosher!” Cuz I’m an Abadi man, That’s what I am I am unstinting When it comes to silk screen printing Hey just get rid of that Fedora And buy our silk screen Torah! Yeah sure its really been banned But heck its only eighteen grand! Cuz I’m an Abadi man, That’s what I am You’d just love it! Cuz you can shower on Shobbit! All them Lakewood Poskim they used to wait in line Now they are daat Torah swine Oh just hear that anger seethe When we brush our teeth.. Yeah during the week we may deal in commercial waste And on Shabbat we use that toothpaste Cuz I’m an Abadi man, That’s what I am We don’t like people in kollel Cuz they kvetch, batil and smell We got no misgiving About Thanksgiving So don’t give us no flack And you just watch yo’ back Cuz I’m an Abadi man, That’s what I am